What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Then came..

Elizabeth Hurley Strips Naked for 60th Birthday, Gushes Over Being in Love - TMZ

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

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How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Loons and Moons

Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

I have permed hair in need of some deep moisturizing. If I use a product like Pro K pac as a leave-in conditioner and don’t rinse it out for 24 hours, will my hair be damaged?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Live updates: Iran attacks U.S. military base in Qatar in retaliation for strikes on nuclear facilities - The Washington Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

LeBron James’ message for Caitlin Clark after dominant return from injury - New York Post

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

No go.

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Carlie Irsay-Gordon explains her habit of wearing a headset during games - NBC Sports

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Federal judge clears way for NYC broker fee ban to begin - Gothamist

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